Ode to the Coffeepot

You were purchased on a whim








For a mere $7






Meant for just one weekend






After my fancy stainless steel poured it's last cup






You have managed to survive several seasons






While you have served your purpose well






Helping me brew the magic wake up juice






While sticking out like a big white sore thumb






I do appreciate your simpleness






But you have no timer






And you look stained






Ever after several vinegar cleanings and dishwasher runs






Its time to trade you in






Thank you for your service. Cheap, ugly, white coffeepot.